Are you more…

01) Banjo for the fun, danceable sound or violin for the soulful, spirit-lifting sound?
Banjo for the fun because I like having fun.

02) Bus/subway for cheapness and ecological responsibility or cab for door to door convenience?
Both, it just depends on what mood I’m in and where I was at the time.

03) Paper grocery bags for the capacity and biodegradableness or plastic grocery bags for the convenience and reusability?
Paper bags somedays and plastic bags others.

04) Liking fruit that you peel (bananas, oranges, etc.) or fruit that you don’t peel (apples, pears, etc.)?
I like all kinds of fruits.

05) Expensive 3-ply kleenex or discount 2-ply kleenex?
3-ply because they are harder to rip apart.

06) Super soft toilet paper to be cushy on your widdle bum or rough, no-nonsense toilet paper to be sure to get your dirty asshole clean?
Softest is the way.

07) Watching fake wrestling (WWE, for example) for the kitchy drama or watching real fighting (boxing, UFC, etc.) for the realness?
Real fighting all the way. I’m a boxing fan.

08) Coy about telling people what you want when asked (“Oh I don’t need anything.”) or upfront about telling people what you want when asked (“I would LOVE a new watch.”)?
Upfront with people. I’m a open-minded individual and I’ll tell you what I’m thinking without any issues.

09) Believing NASA is amazing for inventing the Space Pen (works in no gravity) or believing NASA is stupid for not doing like the Russians who just use pencils?
There is better ways of spending money besides designing a pen.

10) A Spanky fan or an Alfalfa fan?
A Alfalfa fan all the way.